Lead In The Pipes

Must not write about the election, must not write about the election, must not…

Hey, look! CNN.com, which is basically a tabloid, links to People Magazine, which actually IS a tabloid! And what’s going on over there?

The father of Kelly’s 4-year-old son Sammy will finally be revealed on Tuesday’s episode of90210, PEOPLE has learned. And Brenda will be the one spilling the beans!

Wait a minute. Hasn’t this show been on for like, one episode? I mean, I haven’t SEEN it, but wasn’t the big debut just the other day? And they’re already “finally” revealing information about brand new characters?

Look at me, I’m all upset now. Oh yeah, by the way, we’re going to have to rescue 37,000 people from Hurricane Assho… I mean “Ike”. Friggers.

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